20 Types of Neighbors You’ll Meet in College Dorms

While having roommates can be tough, sometimes the worst part of dorm life can be sharing a paper thin wall with an obnoxious neighbor.  In your college years, you’re more than likely to be living next door to one of these 20 people:

 

20. The Annoying Laugher

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They’re obnoxious, loud, and think EVERYTHING is funny.

19. The Yeller

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Because although their roommate is five feet away, it is necessary to talk as loud as possible.

18. The TV Addict

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Why do homework when you could sit on your bed all day with the volume all the way up?

17. The Bad Musician

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Believe me, NO ONE wants to hear your guitar.

16. The Dance Major

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You cant possibly tell me there is nowhere else on campus to practice your tap routine.

15. The Sex Machine

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Moaning and bed-creaking is exactly what everyone wants to hear while they’re trying to sleep.

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So that’s what that smell is…

13. The Overenthusiastic Video-Gamer

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They’ve reached the next level of annoying.

12. The Hermit

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Silence: the best kind of neighbor.

11. The Party Room

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How exactly do they manage to cram ten friends into their room every night?

10. The Person who has Never Heard of Headphones

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Because the entire hallway really loves the same music as you.

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We all sing to our favorite songs, but when your voice is louder than the song itself, it’s gone too far.

8. The Snorer

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Time to move my bed to the other side of the room.

7. The High-Pitched Voice

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Please, just stop talking.

6. The Loud Alarm

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Why does it always take them five whole minutes to turn it off?

5. The Live-in Significant Other

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Doesn’t at least one of you have homework, class, or other friends?

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I’ll never understand why people bang on the wall for no reason.

3. The Interior Decorator

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Is it that hard to not move your furniture in the middle of the night?

2. The Stinky Chef

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Whatever you’re cooking, we can smell it from down the hall.

1. The Door Slammer

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During the day, fine.  While I’m sleeping, not cool.

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