While having roommates can be tough, sometimes the worst part of dorm life can be sharing a paper thin wall with an obnoxious neighbor. In your college years, you’re more than likely to be living next door to one of these 20 people:
20. The Annoying Laugher
They’re obnoxious, loud, and think EVERYTHING is funny.
19. The Yeller
Because although their roommate is five feet away, it is necessary to talk as loud as possible.
18. The TV Addict
Why do homework when you could sit on your bed all day with the volume all the way up?
17. The Bad Musician
Believe me, NO ONE wants to hear your guitar.
16. The Dance Major
You cant possibly tell me there is nowhere else on campus to practice your tap routine.
15. The Sex Machine
Moaning and bed-creaking is exactly what everyone wants to hear while they’re trying to sleep.
So that’s what that smell is…
13. The Overenthusiastic Video-Gamer
They’ve reached the next level of annoying.
12. The Hermit
Silence: the best kind of neighbor.
11. The Party Room
How exactly do they manage to cram ten friends into their room every night?
10. The Person who has Never Heard of Headphones
Because the entire hallway really loves the same music as you.
We all sing to our favorite songs, but when your voice is louder than the song itself, it’s gone too far.
8. The Snorer
Time to move my bed to the other side of the room.
7. The High-Pitched Voice
Please, just stop talking.
6. The Loud Alarm
Why does it always take them five whole minutes to turn it off?
5. The Live-in Significant Other
Doesn’t at least one of you have homework, class, or other friends?
I’ll never understand why people bang on the wall for no reason.
3. The Interior Decorator
Is it that hard to not move your furniture in the middle of the night?
2. The Stinky Chef
Whatever you’re cooking, we can smell it from down the hall.
1. The Door Slammer
During the day, fine. While I’m sleeping, not cool.