20 Ways We C**kblock Ourselves

You’re at a huge party, the music and drinks are on point, you’re talking to a total dime, you’re about to make a move, but then you projectile vomit down her cleavage. Talk about a self-c**ckblock. There is no one else to blame when your actions mess up possible hookups. From snorting, to screaming when One Direction comes on, these are common ways we ruin our own hookups.

20. Getting so drunk you throw up on them or yourself!

19. If you call them the wrong name.

18. Spilling your drink on someone.

17. Spamming them when wasted in the middle of the week.

16. You pass out before any activities!

15. When drunk munchies take over all.

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