17. Your coffee maker is your soulmate
And if it ever broke, a piece of you would be gone.
16. You could drink a swimming pool of caffeinated beverages and still feel sleepy
Because I got a damn high tolerance!
15. Your wallet pities you
Two dollar coke. Five dollar latte with an extra shot of espresso. Two dollar regular coffee. Uh oh, I am broke…
14. And your stained teeth hate you
Whoever said that if I drank coffee with a straw, there would be less stains in my teeth — yeah, they lied.