5. You are always questioned how you are so awake
How am I awake you ask? Well, caffeine is kind of my savior.
4. Coffee dates are the best dates
Because I am in my natural habitat
3. You would easily date a barista
Because barista is practically translated to FREE COFFEE!!!!!
2. Caffeine withdrawal is the absolute worst
The sleepiness. The headaches. NOT HAVING ENERGY!!!!!
1. So, your doctor is worried about you
Because apparently caffeine is like a drug, and it isn’t good for you? I am still in denial about it because I think it is GREAT!
The first step to solving your caffeine addiction is admitting it. But, why would you want to do that?
