7) The lax players that all of the girls are crazy over, no matter what year they’re in
6) The cute ladies who work in the dining hall or den that call you sweetheart
5) The people who are constantly texting you to hear about what parties are going on tonight
4) The girls who are known for taking randoms home from the bar
3) The girls who always end up lost downtown with no money or friends so you have to take them home in your cab
2) The “LMC lookaways” that you will always run into in the dining hall the next day
1) Linda Lemura, obviously
