Girls 5’3 and shorter are considered the short ones, make one wrong move at a party and everyone assumes you’re wasted. Drop a beer pong ball, wasted. Get pushed into a wall, wasted. Short girls can party just as hard as you 6 whatever tall dudes, so things not to say to us include…. (these gifs most likely be our reaction, performed by Leslie Knope)
22. “It’s only 12 am and you’re wasted?” …… (most likely we aren’t, but ok i’ll play along)
21. “How much makeup did you put on tonight to make you look older?”
20. “Do you see how small you are?! You’ll get drunk from one drink!”
19. “I couldn’t see you with all these people around!”
