The walk of shame. You have to love it. Have you ever done it or know someone that has? Well, here are 25 thoughts girls have on their walk of shame:
25. Ah what am I doing…
24. I need to stop doing this
23. I need to start respecting myself more
22. I need to hook up with classier, richer guys. Like, ones that will wake me up with a mimosa and drive me home in his Range Rover. 
21. Maybe my expectations are too high…
20. I better not see anyone I know
19. It’s 7:30am, no one I know is fucking awake
18. Maybe if I shack with those AEPi groupies, then we could walk home together. We could make a chain of whores! 
17. Hahaha never mind those guys are all short 
16. I’m freezing my ass off
15. Shorts seemed like such a great idea last night
14. Where did those bruises come from??
13. Oh wait, I remember now…
12. Do you think these construction dudes know what’s going on here? Do they even speak English? Oh shit they see me staring
11. “Good morning” 
10. Yeah they definitely think I’m a slut.
