25.) “Dietary Schedule. Breakfast: booze… Lunch: booze… Dinner: booze… Snacking and carbo-loading in-between meals.”
24.) “There are going to be so many Instagram opportunities! YAY!”
23.) “It’s gonna be every man for themselves on this trip.”
22.) “I don’t care if fanny packs are lame, I am wearing it every day on the beach.”
21.) “Should I purchase a breathalyzer? You know, to be safe and also to impress myself and others with my tolerance.”
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