40 Thoughts Every Haunted House Actor Has

Since it’s October, and in honor of Halloween right around the corner.. One of the best things about it is going to haunted houses.. But wait, what about working at one? I’ve worked/volunteered at a haunted house for 4 years, and let me tell you it was one of the smartest things I’ve ever done. I’ve met a bunch of different people, from different places, and they all have their own funky weird personalities. For all you haunted house lovers, these are thoughts that go through an actors mind every night they act in their haunt. If you’re from New York- and looking for an awesome haunt check out Cayo Industrial Horror Realm

40. Yes! It’s the weekend; I get to be with my crazy dysfunctional family all weekend.
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39. Okay, time to splatter this cold, wet, fake blood all over my face.
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38. Holy crap this is cold!
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**smears more all over face**

37. This s**t is going to be so hard to get off tonight..
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(why do I do this to myself)

36. I’M READYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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35. Wow, they stunk… They didn’t even get scared.
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34. It’s the third group in and I already don’t have a voice.
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33. I NEED COUGH DROPS!
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32. Please continue to yell witty lines in my face and phrases at me.. I know you’re scared.
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31. ** When someone says they peed/are going to pee their pants**
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30. Ugh, this group is hammered.
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