5. Size Matters: Ask him. He’ll be able to tell you the exact length because he cares that much about how long it is. But does it matter? While having something smaller than three inches is a serious halt in any escapade, anyone with real experience will tell you that it’s about how it’s used, as well as an overall enthusiasm he has for the act(s). Which means: if you’re a complete dead beat with a package that would make Jenna Jameson blush, good for you, but it’s kind of a waste.
*If you’re looking to determine how big a man’s member is without undoing your pantsor his, a team of Korean scientists might be able to help you out.
4. Pregnancy happens either immediately or never: Sperm can live for up to a week in the reproductive tract after sex. So if you’re one of those crazies that sleeps around often, you might want to space things out a bit so as to avoid ending up on The Maury Show. And by space things out, I don’t just mean your legs. Although, you should probably practice using the word no.
3. Oral sex is safer than vaginal sex: From average citizens to Bill Clinton, people misconstrue oral sex to be kind of a “free pass” in terms of sexual relationships. Sometimes, it is. But, I don’t need to be the one to tell you that fluids are exchanged in this process. You can get an STD through sores or small cuts in your throat and mouth.
2. Men enjoy sex more than women do: False. They just don’t enjoy sex with you, specifically. Everyone has a sexual appetite. The difference? Woman seek someone sexually competent enough to be able to bring them to that toe-curling moment, where some men just need an attractive female with a mouth. In her study, Terri Conley, a University of Michigan psychologist, found that women are no less likely to be down for some sexy time as long as it is a safe situation (rape-free), and with a competent partner. “The difference wasn’t in the expected commitment, but in how much harder it is to bring a woman to orgasm.” Guys know that if she agrees to go upstairs, they’re getting it. Women orgasm 35% as often as men in first encounters. So the mentality here is, why waste the time when all we’re going to get out of it is dirty sheets?
1. Masturbation causes blindness: All I’m saying is that you wouldn’t be able to read what I’m saying right now if this were true.
