5 Signs You Hate Fall

Yes the summer is over. But that doesn’t mean we should lose our heads over it. There are apples during the other months of the year. If this sounds like something you would say then there’s a chance you hate fall. Here’s a few major signs.

1) You Hate the Color Orange
Pumpkins, candy corn, even the traffic cones on the street. Any thing orange infuriates you and for no apparent reason. And when the leaves start changing color, your rage grows even higher

2) You Don’t Like Football
Ever since childhood the sport never made sense to you. Even during the years that your parents made you play Pop Warner you still didn’t know what you were doing. So naturally football wouldn’t be your thing.

3) Pumpkin Flavored Foods Make You Sick
If it doesn’t have actual pumpkin in the thing then it shouldn’t taste like pumpkin. Why should this pudding try to taste like my mom’s all natural pumpkin pie? It’s just isn’t right.

4) You Hate How Pale You Get
The sun isn’t as bright nor as powerful as it felt a few weeks ago and going to a tanning bed isn’t really an option right now. You the pale life chooses you until either Spring comes or a tanning bed does. Not something that really makes you happy.

5) It’s Not Summer
Sorry fall, but you can’t compare to summer. It’s like comparing a Mustang to some Hot Wheels. For some people fall is the best. You just aren’t one if those people. And that’s perfectly okay.

A jack-of-all-trades that’s trying to master one.
Physics major at the University of Albany.

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