Before I get into this, I just wanted to make it clear that I am guilty of falling under the stereotypical “basic white girl” category during this time of year. This is not meant to be offensive, it is satirical. With that being said, let me inform you if you are a basic white girl during fall.
1. Pumpkin/Apple. You need pumpkin and apple flavored things in your life. You get so excited at the thought of pumpkin picking and sipping on apple cider as the temperature gets chillier. As a matter of fact, you’re probably drinking a pumpkin spice latte as you’re reading this.
2. Leggings. Leggings are your go-to pants for this time of year because you literally just can’t deal with jeans. The thought of putting on jeans makes you cringe, and besides, your butt looks nicer in leggings anyway.
3. Scarves. You own too many scarves for your own good and it’s becoming a little bit overwhelming, but yet you always need more. A scarf is considered the finishing touch to all of your fall outfits, so naturally you’re going to need at least one in every color.
4. Halloween. You’ve been planning your Halloween costumes since September 1st. Yes, I said “costumes” and not “costume” because you know you need a different costume for each night of Halloween weekend. Duh.
5. Netflix. Fall is the ultimate time for you to binge on your favorite Netflix shows because it’s getting cold and you’re glued to your bed. Ideally, you probably want to be cuddling with a boy while doing this but Netflix is your true bae anyway so it’s not necessary. So go ahead, binge away my fellow basics.
