1. I’m SO hungry tonight
2. Oh great, only 30 swipes that have last me till the end of the semester
3. Let’s find a table
4. Ok they can’t be all taken
5. Maybe they should buy more tables or accept less people
6. I wonder what’s for dinner
7. Wow what is that awful smell…
8. Wtf vegetable meatballs??
9. I thought meatballs had meat in them
10. Well none of this looks edible
11. I swear these popcorn shrimp are leftovers from lunchtime
12. I pay this much to eat leftovers… good to know
13. Ok sandwich station it is!
14. Ugh this line is so long
15. Whatever I guess I’ll wait
16. Hm, do I want a chicken wrap?
17. Ew the chicken looks gross never mind
18. Wheat or white?
19. White bread
20. No wheat bread
21. Or 12 grain??
22. I wonder if it really has 12 different grains
23. I’m going to look that up later
24. Can I have Munster cheese?
25. or not…
26. Really you have one job, how did you mess this up???
27. Oooh should I get it toasted, yes or no?
28. No I’m too hungry to wait
29. Okay I really want fries
30. Wait I went to the gym today
31. Oh who cares I’m hungry
32. …Just kidding I care
33. Okay let me go put my stuff down
34. Excuse me
35. OMG MOVE PLEASE
36. Holy shit that kid came out of nowhere
37. It’s ok just act calm maybe no one noticed me flinch
*Finally Sits down*
38. I forgot to get a drink
39. Water will do
40. Ugh no more ice are we serious?
*Eats Dinner*
41. Well… I’m still hungry
42. Ice cream?
43. Wait no I can’t I went to the gym today
44. Ok a baby ice cream cone won’t hurt
45. Do I want soft serve or hard ice cream?
46. Not sure what flavor “Superman” is…
47. So I’ll have to pass
48. A twist sounds good
49. Almost forgot a spoon!
50. Wow this is such a project
51. Why did I get this ice cream I don’t even want it anymore
52. Okay I’m going to sit here as long as possible because I don’t want to do my homework
53. Alright just kidding, I need to leave
54. Until next time Dining Hall
I’m just a sophomore at St. John Fisher College who loves writing and chocolate chip cookies.
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