53 Thoughts Everyone Has When They Eat In The Dining Hall

1. I’m SO hun­gry tonight

2. Oh great, only 30 swipes that have last me till the end of the semester

3. Let’s find a table

4. Ok they can’t be all taken

5. Maybe they should buy more tables or accept less people

6. I won­der what’s for dinner

7. Wow what is that awful smell…

8. Wtf veg­etable meatballs??

9. I thought meat­balls had meat in them

10. Well none of this looks edible

11. I swear these pop­corn shrimp are left­overs from lunchtime

12. I pay this much to eat left­overs… good to know

13. Ok sand­wich sta­tion it is!

14. Ugh this line is so long

15. What­ever I guess I’ll wait

16. Hm, do I want a chicken wrap?

17. Ew the chicken looks gross never mind

18. Wheat or white?

19. White bread

20. No wheat bread

21. Or 12 grain??

22. I won­der if it really has 12 dif­fer­ent grains

23. I’m going to look that up later

24. Can I have Mun­ster cheese?

25. or not…

26. Really you have one job, how did you mess this up???

27. Oooh should I get it toasted, yes or no?

28. No I’m too hun­gry to wait

29. Okay I really want fries

30. Wait I went to the gym today

31. Oh who cares I’m hungry

32. …Just kid­ding I care

33. Okay let me go put my stuff down

34. Excuse me

35. OMG MOVE PLEASE

36. Holy shit that kid came out of nowhere

37. It’s ok just act calm maybe no one noticed me flinch

*Finally Sits down*

38. I for­got to get a drink

39. Water will do

40. Ugh no more ice are we serious?

*Eats Din­ner*

41. Well… I’m still hungry

42. Ice cream?

43. Wait no I can’t I went to the gym today

44. Ok a baby ice cream cone won’t hurt

45. Do I want soft serve or hard ice cream?

46. Not sure what fla­vor “Super­man” is…

47. So I’ll have to pass

48. A twist sounds good

49. Almost for­got a spoon!

50. Wow this is such a project

51. Why did I get this ice cream I don’t even want it anymore

52. Okay I’m going to sit here as long as pos­si­ble because I don’t want to do my homework

53. Alright just kid­ding, I need to leave

54. Until next time Din­ing Hall

 

 

 

 

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