5. Having a constant significant other in bed is better than waking up to a stranger.
4. When your friends do drag you out, all you can think about is getting into bed and catching up on your shows.
3. The idea of freezing in a tiny dress is unappealing compared to a night in bundled up.
2. You want to have dinner parties where you can enjoy a bottle of wine over good conversation.
1. Drinking now occurs out of enjoyment and not shoving any rank liquor down for the buzz.