5. Types Of Beer Do Not Have To Be Explained To Her- Unless specifically asked, do not explain the difference between a Porter and a Stout. You will just look rude for assuming she doesn’t understand.
4. Ladylike Behaviors Are Not At The Top Of Her To-Do List- You can glare and judge all you want, but nothing is going to make us swap out a pint for a tea glass. I’ll powder my nose right after I shot gun this beer.
3. You’ll Never Find Her As The Hot Mess Of The Party- A girl ripping her heels off and screaming along to “Single Ladies” is the girl who’s glass is filled with Sex On The Beach. A beer babe is the one holding her friend’s hair and carrying her home.
2. Include Us In The Shot Gun Rounds- These manicured nails aren’t just pretty, they are also talented. So pass the key because she might even finish first.
1. She Prefers A Six Pack Over A Dozen Roses- When you have a valid argument why a smelly plant is more valuable than a good brew, maybe we will start listening.