15.) “SPRING BREAK FOREVER, B******!”
Now for those who are going back home for their Spring Break, or as I like to call them, the “Staycationers.”
14.) “My Instagram feed is going to be hella annoying over break.”
13.) “I’ll still have fun, though. Now that I’m in college, at least Mom lets me have wine at dinner.”
12.) “Since I’m not going anywhere for break, I guess I don’t need to work on my beach body. Oh, damn, guess that means no gym today. Rats.”
11.) “I wonder if I can get a tan in the Midwest…”
At least we can dream that we’ll get bronze in the midst of the Midwest winter hell.
