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4. Promoters of Distillery Stench- These are the kids on campus who approach every situation with cheap booze. They black out at night, wake up drunk, and cure a hangover with more liquor. For these party animals, drinking comes first and learning how to do everything drunk, comes last.

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3. The Thirsties – These are not the students on campus who look a little dehydrated, they are on a mission to “hook up” with someone. You may be able to identify one of these people at a party because they are hopping from person to person. If you encounter someone with noticeable thirst, point them in the direction of the nearest water fountain.

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2. Couch Potatoes-  Most college kids would identify themselves as being lazy. No one wants to do work, laundry, or anything that involves much movement. Almost anything past a Netflix binge, is too much work for these students. They will work very hard to try and do as little as possible but still get by.

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1. Super Stressors- The students who were not informed that you can put more on your plate but can’t take any off. The stressors are usually the students who try to take on everything at once while trying not to snap under pressure. They care too much and worry about every little thing happening on campus.

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