75 Things That Are Better Than Boys

Men give us ladies a constant migraine. Men who say women are confusing obviously have not looked at themselves in the mirror. So when you’re done dealing with men’s constant annoyance, just remember you will always have these things and you don’t need a man to make you happy.

75. University Primetime.

74. Google.

73. Pasta.

72. Star Wars.

71. Adele.

70. Full House.

69. Naps.

68. Vodka.

67. Dogs.

66. Baby animals.

65. Mangos.

64. Disney Channel.

63. Spongebob Squarepants.

62. 75 degrees and sunny in November.

61. Little Caesar’s pizza.

60. Strawberries.

59. Tattoos.

58. Frozen Hot Chocolate from Tim Horton’s.

57. Christmas.

56. Wine.

55. Full moons.

54. When the sun is setting and the sky looks like cotton candy.

53. Mascara.

52. Mila Kunis.

51. The Wizard of Oz.

50. Your 8am class being cancelled.

49. Funny cat videos.

48. Chocolate lava cake.

47. Baseball hats.

46. Mean Girls.

45. When Kim K and Kanye named their daughter North West.

44. Attempting to spell “Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” from Mary Poppins.

43. Chili Cheese Fries.

42. Red Starbucks Cups.

41. Facebook.

40. Pandora.

39. Panera.

38. Registering for next semester’s classes.

37. Cheesecake

36. Kentucky Fried Chicken.

35. Tumblr.

34. Eyeliner.

33. Amazon.

32. Aquariums.

31. Art Museum.

30. Detroit.

29. Twitter.

28. iPhones

27. Photography.

26. Money.

25. Sushi.

24. SnapChat.

23. Collecting rocks.

22. Going to the beach.

21. Water.

20. Country music.

19. Demi Lovato.

18. Watermelon.

17. Red Solo Cups.

16. Bowling.

15. Pinterest.

14. Popcorn.

13. Costco’s 8ft Teddy Bear.

12. Pretty Little Liars.

11. 25 Days of Christmas on ABC Family.

10. Jack Daniel’s.

9. 90210.

8. Beyonce.

7. Smoking Hookah.

6. Carrie Underwood.

5. Your Girlfriends.

4. Netflix.

3. Final’s Week.

2. Crying for so long that your eyes swell.

1. Death.

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