1. Did you do something different today?
-Yes I didn’t use 20 products to enhance my face.
2. Did you sleep okay last night?
-I slept fine sorry if the bags under my eyes tell you otherwise.
3. Something is a little “off” with you today.
-It’s probably the fact most people have never seen what I actually look like.
4. You look really different today.
– I know but I can rub my eyes freely without looking like a raccoon.
5. You’re really pale today.
-Not all women can have that “glowing” look like the Kardashians and pregnant women.
6. What happened to your skin?
– Aka photoshop is my worst enemy.
7. Were you running late today?
-No I just thought the 20 extra minutes of sleep was more glorious than makeup.
8. Are you feeling okay?
– I was until you asked that now I feel like I want to punch you.
