4) Sweets. Cookies, candy and cake oh my! Loads of sugar might be bad if you were drinking sugary drinks, but otherwise sweets will satisfy any sort of craving. Have your driver stop at Insomnia or eat anything you can find sweets in your house. Hopefully that includes some Ben and Jerry’s or publix cookies.
3) Anything with carbs. Soak that shit up. Carbs are the best thing to eat when you’re drunk. A sandwich, pasta, cereal or pancakes are sure to do the job of soaking up all the alcohol that you have drank. Most of these take less than five minutes to make. Your drunk self should be able to handle that. Yes, maybe carbs aren’t the healthiest, but just go on a jog tomorrow to make up for it. You’ll be fiiiine.
