2) Taco Bell. Yo quiero a taco in my belly right now! Taco bell is super cheap and extremely fast. You might be stuck on the toilet the next day for awhile but when you’re drunk it’s food heaven. You’ll be chanting “T-A-C-O TACO!” or making some sort of song with your drunk brain because yes, that’s how exciting tacos are.
1) McDonalds. McDonalds’ is probably the popular choice of the bunch. Not only is it really cheap, but it’s fast and fills all drunk cravings. With choosing nugs, fries or sandwiches you can never go wrong. NEWS FLASH! Breakfast is now 24 hours, too. Drunk people are in heaven knowing they can get late night pancakes or biscuits.
Your driver chooses to deliver pizza. You’re being to obnoxious to go anywhere and she can’t tolerate being in the car with your drunk ass any longer. You’ll get home, maybe stay up for a slice and have a beautiful breakfast in front of you when you wake.
