9 Girls You’ll Sleep With in College. #1 Can be Good or Bad.

Sex in College. It happens often. But who are the girls that guys sleep with most often? Well, according to our friends over at CollegeTimes.com , this is who guys sleep with most often. Do you agree or disagree? Leave us a comment in the comments section below letting us know!

The OTT (Over The Top) Girl is great at first, but she quickly turns into a nightmare. You take her home and begin the no pants dance, and she’s as wild as buck, riding you like a cowgirl and breaking the sound barrier of your room and house! Everybody in the house knows what’s going down and there’s just no shutting her up. She’s great to bring home to your empty house, but quite sex is impossible with her so think twice before bringing her back when your roommate is asleep.

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You’ve lusted after this girl for quite some time. She’s unbelievably attractive and has got them curves in all the right places. She has skated through life purely on her looks and is the bane of most other girl’s existence. They say you should never meet your heroes; well you should never jump under the sheets with this girl. Having sex with her is like shifting a dead weight around your bed. You do 100% of the work, and the dead weight doesn’t make a sound. It is without a doubt the worst lay of your life, and you immediately lose all attraction to her. She’s just not worth it.

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The woman, the myth, the LEGEND! You’ve heard about it squirters, but you’ve always considered them to be a myth, like the Lough Ness Monster. But then … it happens. You’re balls deep, midway through your sex session and it happens! WOW! “I thought only I could do that!!?!” At first, it’s amazing. You just want to make her do it again and again. But before long the novelty does wear off, because nobody wants to sleep on wet sheets every night…

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This is the girl who stays in your life for a long period of time, like the cliffhanger you can’t shake at the end of a poo. Truthfully, it wouldn’t have an impact on you if you never saw her again, but she stays in the game, taking them repetitive blows like Rocky Balboa. She stays in the ring and you sleep together from time to time. You both know each other’s bodies from from to back, bottom to top, so there’s never any surprises. It’s actually really good sex, but there’s no feelings involved at all which makes things a whole lot easier when that cliffhanger finally does let go.

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You’re going through an incredible rough patch at the moment and blue balls is almost upon you. You’re sick of bashing the bishop vigorously in the shower and crying into your pillow every night. There’s only one thing you can do – suck it up and bang the Vacant Hole. If I could compare it to anything it would be like throwing a banana down a hallway. There’s zero friction and no thread on the tires left whatsoever. She gets around. maybe she’s even had a baby? But one thing is for certain, she’ll be there to swallow your semen and help you excrete all that pent-up frustration whenever you need to. You won’t look at her when you do it, and you’ll feel truly awful about yourself as soon as you bust that nut. But it is a necessary evil.

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You’ve been friends with this girl from a very early age, and the simple fact is that you thoroughly enjoy her company. She’s just like one of the lads, except she’s got a decent pair of knockers, and a fairy hole instead of a pecker. You don’t really take much notice about that part of her, and neither does she. Until that one night when you both get super drunk and it happens. From there it is only ever going to go two ways: You get really awkward and uncomfortable around each other and slowly drift apart (which sucks) OR you both agree on having a “friends with benefits” type of relationship and move forward.

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Every one of your friends wants to get with her and so do you. One day, you quietly go about your business and win the gold! It doesn’t even matter what the sex was like. It could have been 45 seconds of even-paced missionary position until you blew up like Mt. Vesuvius, but you couldn’t care less. The only thing that matters to you is that you did it – you inserted your penis into her vagina and disposed of your man juice. Then you run to your friends to extremely exaggerate the tale and rub it in their faces. One more notch on your bedpost…

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Most people will make the mistake of settling down in college. We’re all guilty of it but take my advice – don’t do it, it’s such a bad idea! You found an attractive girl that you enjoy spending time with and you lock it in. You explore each other sexually on a daily basis during the honeymoon period and it’s fantastic. But soon that vanishes and she starts asking you serious questions about where this relationship is going and future plans. This is not what you signed up for and a little longer down the road you both decide to go your separate ways, but not before you have some awesome sex together.

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Well, she may or may not be the same girl as above. However the sex you have with her when you were together and after you break up is COMPLETELY different. Since that time, you’ve both slept with other people and learned a few new tricks. When you get together now, it’s purely out of raw passion (with some excess feelings from before) but you can rest assured that the two of you have gone past the stage of getting back together, and you both only want one thing from the other. It works out for both of you.

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