Today I would like to take the time to pay homage to one of the most sacred practices for a twenty-something and that is the drunk brunch. Unlike its counterpart, the hungover breakfast, drunk brunching is a continuation of the previous night’s debauchery and involves a very large part of my personal food pyramid: alcohol and pancakes. For a drunk brunch to be properly executed, several factors must be in place. I will discuss them in further detail.
The night before.
You absolutely cannot drunk brunch after an uneventful evening. The cornerstone of this event is having made decisions so bad that you need to continue drinking the next morning to prevent yourself from thinking about them. With a little teamwork, everyone at the table will be able to piece together their night as a whole by contributing what they remember. It is then agreed upon after the check is paid that none of that ever actually happened and everyone goes on with life unscathed by their poor judgement.
