But she made you fall in love with you and her family already. How dare she do this to you? You are the peanut butter to her nutella. You’re meant to be. WHAT IS THIS ANARCHY.
Even worse, not only did she say she’s not taking a little, but other people in your new member class want her to be their big too?? This cannot be happening. She is your big or no one’s big. #dibs
Oh don’t you worry though. She’ll still be number one on your list, followed closely behind seniors, people on academic probation, etc. because if NONE of those people can take littles at all maybe the new member educator will make her take you after all?? TAKE THAT.
And just when you’ve thought that you beat the system big/little week is starting. You can barely sleep because you’ll finally get clues as to who your big actually is tomorrow once you sprint to the house and read your note. And the best part? You know what comes with the note? Presents. Presents and FOOOOD.
When you finally get to the house, you snatch your note from your pile of gifts and read it only to find out that your big “has never met you, but loves you so much already.” She also says that she’s “short and blonde.” None of these clues hint to the magical human being you thought was going to be your big.