College Explained by the Movie “Bridesmaids”

14. “Are you f*****g kidding me?!”

Pretty much how we all feel anytime a professor gives us a ridiculous assignment or doesn’t cancel class when our campus is buried in snow.

Are you kidding

13. “We got food poisoning from your restaurant.”

Accurate description of any trip to the dining hall. Not only is it nasty, but it ALWAYS messes up your stomach.

food poisioning

12. “I’m going to climb that like a tree.”

Your thoughts when you see an attractive person and decide that it’s going down tonight.

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11. “Oh, my God. My stomach hurts.”

How we all feel when we’re heading into an exam that we know we’re not ready for.

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10. “LESBIAN!”

Living in on a floor and sharing a bathroom with a bunch of girls/guys makes you extremely paranoid about people being a little too friendly!

lesbian

9. “What is happening?!”

Pretty much our thoughts like 24/7. In any situation.

whats happening

8. “I’m ready to party!”

Once Thursday night hits, we’re all ready to party! Actually let’s be honest, we’re ready to party by the end of Monday.

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