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15. Breaking gender stereotypes and dismantling the patriarchy is her porn.
14. He’s not about to waste perfectly good gym time on JUST an orgasm.
13. She’s perfected the delicate dance of masturbating furiously on her backyard trampoline.
12. Healthy, living humans just don’t have enough rotting flesh, tbh.
11. She feels sexiest at a time when most women feel like a leaky garbage boat set adrift to sink alone.
