College Students Reveal Their Crazy Roommate Stories, And Geeze These Are Intense

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Crazy college roommate stories. Hearing horrible stories of bad roommate experiences makes you thankful for having a good and normal roommate. Well for these college students, these roommate experiences are pretty damn awful. Here are 10 of the worst college roommate stories.

10) Freshman year is always the hardest. My first roommate came from a party family and wanted to continue the tradition at school. I would wake up to her fucking random dudes or loudly masturbating whilst drunk (she would sometimes throw up when orgasming). The worst part was, she cared about her fellow partiers. Every night when she went out, she would get smashed but would find people worse off than her. If they couldn’t find their home or communicate, she’d drop them back at our tiny dorm room and go back to parties for another few hours – if she came back at all. The bad part was my bed wasn’t lofted originally, so every night I’d wake up to people getting into bed with me and have to put them to sleep elsewhere.

The worst it ever was when she dropped off a pledge who had triple what he should have to drink and had dropped some molly. He was all over the place and I was afraid to leave him to sleep. She didn’t come back that night. All night was spent carrying this guy back and forth to the girls only restroom so he could try to sober up. He was pretty fucked up well into the next day. Eventually he was good to go home and I walked him to his dorm across campus. When I returned home, there was my roommate, furiously drunk masturbating again.

Why would you do that Carol?!? I just wanted sleep! ~ leatherglitterlace

9) I had a roommate my first year in college who wanted to be my best friend. Before we met other people it was great and all, but because we had nothing in common, we grew apart. She started getting really passive-aggressive and not talking to me when I came in the room. One night she woke me up at 3 AM and said “we need to talk.” She proceeded to explain how she “signed up to have a best friend” not someone who just “shared a room with her.” She got angry when I didn’t invite her to study with me in the library because I had my own work to do, and even when I wanted to go on a date with my boyfriend alone. She told me either I start doing everything with her or I move the fuck out. I chose the latter. ~ whoops519

8) Roommate started selling cocaine out of the dorm room. Halfway through the first semester my laptop “went missing”, ironically found it on eBay within 10 minutes with him as the seller. Called the cops when I got him get kicked out. Fun stuff. ~ Kopmannext

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