All right, we all know since boyfriend is already in quotation marks it’s a given I’m referring to him as an asshole (or so I thought); I just didn’t think it would be appropriate for some eyes on the web. People seem to be getting offended by anything these days, but I digress. Also, I should probably mention you most likely don’t “love it” and won’t by the end of this little number.
As you can tell…actually, I’m going to let you make your own assumptions and take this article for what you want.
WARNING: Girls with little-to-no brains please don’t read. It will confuse you, as it is satirical in some ways. (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/satire) I know you’re going to go look up that word anyway; I thought I’d save you the trouble.
I may have lied — It’s mainly pure, harsh reality, but I just didn’t want some bimbos trying to comprehend this.
Join me as I dig into the shallow depth of the immature boyfriend and try and point out some of the things I wish I knew before I let one manipulate my life.
I just want to leave you with some general tidbits of information that I want you to ponder about your relationship and what real men do.
A real man that deserves your love and worth will never let you walk home alone (no matter how persistent you are against it). He will never hurt you in anyway, never belittle your relationship to anyone or speak poorly of it. He will work at your relationship without giving up, especially if you two are madly in love. He will know your worth and value your time. He will go out of his way to make plans and spend time with you. He will never make you question his loyalty nor will he disrespect you. He will do everything he can to make you happy when you’re down for any reason and love being the one that put a smile on your face.
Know your worth, value yourself and don’t let any man belittle you or disrespect you in anyway.
Peace.
Mads
Just your not-so-average twenty something trying to navigate this crazy thing called life. I am not a dentist (wanted to clarify that). I do, however, have a slightly unhealthy obsession with Netflix and Hockey.
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