Dear Family, Don’t Ask Me These Questions This Holiday Season

Those eyes are all about to be on you!!!

Seriously, shush. For a college student, the holiday season literally translates to “try to stay sane while your family bombards you with question after question after question.” Like seriously, I love you guys, but chill. I haven’t had a home cooked meal in a while. I would like to enjoy it for just like five minutes without a press conference starring me and everything I don’t know about my future. Here’s a list of those most dreaded questions.

13. “How is college treating you?”

Swell.

12. “Are you doing alright?”

Sure.

11. “Are you sleeping enough?”

No.

10. “Are you eating enough?”

No.

9. “Are you ________ enough?”

Still no.

8. “It looks like you have gained (or lost) weight…”

WHY THANK YOU FOR NOTICING!

7. “So, do you have any internships planned this summer?”

It’s December. Can we not fast forward like six months into the future when I don’t even know what I am doing tomorrow?

 

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