When college students hit the beach for spring break, sand, surf, and sun aren’t the only things on their mind. Sure, a little rest and relaxation is great, but the main goal is, of course, to get hammered beyond all belief as frequently as possible. The less you remember of your trip, the better. At least, that’s what the guy in this video seems to be aiming for.
Of course, the game Dizzy Bat is always doomed to fail. That’s what makes it so funny. You spin around to get yourself sufficiently dizzy, and then you fall over. Game over. Even though that’s the point of the whole exercise, somehow this guy still manages to be a God at it. Seriously. If Odysseus drunkenly played Dizzy Bat, it would probably look something like this.
Check out that cowboy hat, those floral swim trunks, and that cool confidence. Watch him chug from that bat, then promptly fall over and get up to try again. Even when he goes barreling into a crowd of people, that doesn’t deter him. He gets up and tries again, and again, until he succeeds. Hopefully his determination can be an inspiration to us all.
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PCB dizzy bat from Andrew Morrissey on Vimeo.
