And by rarely, I mean never. We assume they just dont get dirty and then wear the same one day after day. Even if we have a whole drawer full of bras, we probably only wear a few of our favorites. We dont want them get ruined in the wash.
Women do this probably much more than you think. Especially in the caror really anywhere when there isnt a tissue handy. I mean, whos going to get up and get a tissue when I cant just get in there and take care of things? Ladies, you feel me?
It doesnt matter where, or even how nice the razor is, we still dont like doing it. Whether its our pits, our legs or our crotch area, shaving is a pain and takes up way too long in the shower. Lots of women wear pants (especially when its cold outside) just to avoid the hassle of shaving. Plus, we HATE getting razor bumps on our lady bits.
When we have to (and absolutely HAVE to) go while out in public, we try to pretend were not in the stall and act dead silent if someone comes in. We wont poop until theyre left the bathroom. If they came to poop there is usually a poop stalemate. And nobody wins in a poop stalemate.
Yes, women pee in the shower. Why go in the toilet when youre just going to get in the shower and itll run down the drainam I right? Aaannnd all women stick their hair that falls out to the wall of the shower with the intent of removing it after and usually forget.
Have you ever been out and about and discovered that your friend Flo came for a visitand you have no pads or tampons with you? Yes, women have to get all DIY by rolling up wads of toilet paper. Orwe bleed in our underwear. Yes, we know its grossbut unfortunately inevitable at times. We soak it afterwards in the bath or sink and sometimes forget about that too
Our hygiene is questionable at times. We can go four days without washing hair and validate it by using dry shampoo. No time to shower? Wash off armpits and apply perfume and/or lotion all over body. No time to wash face? Too LAZY to wash face? No problem! Re-apply new makeup OVER yesterdays crusty makeup.
So women fart. Sometimes out loud (usually in the car or when were alone and we laugh hysterically). Sometimes, though, we cant fart out loud (i.e.: job interview, first date etc) and so we get into a strategic position so we can either hold it in or let it out really slowly (praying the whole time that it doesnt stink).
Especially when we put on something thats way too tight and restrictive and then we cant get it off. We panic for a moment and force said clothing article off our bodies.
We will always check to see how we look after a crying session and sometimes watch ourselves cry to see if were pretty criers. Its not usually the case. Puffy eyes, red nose and swollen cheeks dont really make anyone look hot.
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