I am beyond glad I am a girl because these poor boys going through pledging have it rough. For example I walked into one house on quite a big gameday, and these boys had their work cut out for them.
As you walked in, there was one pledge in a suit greeting people at the door and directing them to the drinks. When you walked into the next room, the next suited up pledge asked if you would like a beer and then proceeded to have to open it for you and allow the fizz and foam to spill all over his hands. Moving into the backyard you had pledges behind the bars making drinks according to whatever anyone asked of them.
Lastly, and my favorite if a brother happened to need a drink…or 20 for a drinking game, the pledge was screamed at “HEY PLEDGE BEER ME” with the number of beers. He then had to grab them and sprint as fast as he could to the brother and hand him all the beers.
Now this whole time, these poor little souls are completely sober and still have to look like they’re having a great time. I don’t know how they do it, but props to you guys! We appreciate you, and next year you can terrorize the next guys! So hold out! You can make it!
Awkward girl living an awkward life, entertaining the masses with my awkward situations. #hiimawkward
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