Freshman Year As Told By The Amanda Show (4)

College is nothing like high school when it comes to assignments. However, most of us seem to think it is when it comes to actually doing work, that includes me. I used to be able to get by with completing assignments at the last possible second. Sadly, I am still trying to realize this. But hey, we’ll do it eventually.

pants

Being a broke college kid is tough, and finding any source of income is better than forever being stuck on the gross meal plan or being bored to death. Until we find that source of income, we have to use our brains to find ways to feed our hunger and entertain ourselves. Think of the amount of popcorn you could make, the lovely party you could have in your pants. If only Popper Pants were real, if only…

mah hah

“Is that weird freshman kid outside again? The one that barks at you when you get too close?” You’ve guessed it, we’re talking about the campus weirdo. Maybe they want this title,  maybe that was their freshman goal. Who knows? Either way, we avoid eye contact at all costs. After all, they might bite.

lobsters

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