The guy you met last weekend hasn’t texted you back, you spent an hour this morning trying on different outfits because nothing fit you the way you wanted it to, and your bank account looks like a one way ticket to a Friday night at home.
Or, you can head to the club.. And I’m not talking about putting on your stiletto heels and heading downtown, I’m talking about laceing up your running shoes and heading to the real club. A health club. Or in other words, the GYM.
Let’s be honest for a minute, are you really at the gym on a Friday night? Why yes, yes you are. And you love it.
Why ladies? Because..
10. The squat bar is the only bar we really need.
We all want the booty but do nothing to get it. Ever heard of a bubble butt? Yeah, that doesn’t come from drinking beer and eating nachos with guacamole.
9. You can still get a drink, but one that is free. It’s called water.
Water keeps you hydrated, no wonder you pass out after a long night at the bar. You don’t have the proper nutrients.
