English
Teachers pets everywhere! It’s like they had a convention where everyone simultaneously decided to become an English major in an attempt to see who could be the most beloved alumni of their high school. I’m saying all this because some of my very good friends are English majors, so in reality you should read this as; English majors will no doubt be huge, successful book nerds in the future. But still brown-nosers. The rest of us will treat our professors normally.
