How MTV’s Laguna Beach Prepared Us for Sorority Life (2)

Non-Greeks: “Friends of the Past”.

Screen Shot 2015-09-30 at 1.02.11 PM

This might sounds harsh,  but after joining a sorority you will undoubtedly lose touch with many friends and acquaintances of your past.This is not to say that you do this with malice intent or that you joining Greek Life is the reason this occurs. It is simply natural. Greek Life requires a lot of commitment, especially your time spent doing chapter related activities with your new sorority sisters. Be prepared to take a step back from prior relationships and friendships once you join your specific chapter. Don’t worry, you most likely won’t end up looking like Lauren (above), because you will now have hundreds of new sisters/friends to make lasting memories with! Hope Note: You will definitely retain some lifelong friends from your life before going Greek- I firmly believe in God blessing us with forever friends.

Bar Dancing/Shaming:

Screen Shot 2015-09-30 at 1.06.53 PM

Dear lord. Mixers, functions, socials- there are entirely too many opportunities for you to show off what your mama gave you in the presence of fraternity men. Unfortunately, many of these events occur in bars and clubs. Typically, these bars and clubs include legit physical bars/tables with ample room for a sorority strip tease dance sequence to occur. Let me tell you, it is going to happen. Perhaps not to you (be thankful and say your prayers of gratitude at night), but it will happen to one of your sisters, perhaps even your big or little. When this occurs, you must look back to the Kristen/Steven (above) catastrophe in Cabo during Spring Break. Learn from this episode. Kristen may have been on the prowl for a new male hottie, but she ended up looking like Sloozy McSlooze. Horny, drunk, sweaty fraternity men may have been all into her that night, but she will definitely have a different label the next morning. Help a sister out, get her off that bar at all costs-preferably with a cup of water or coffee waiting. Also, start charming your standards chair. next

You Might Also Like