I like to imagine that when superheroes aren’t preventing legions of alien invaders from enslaving the human race or diabolical bald men from destroying famous monuments, they like to unwind just like we do…dancing and booze. But I don’t necessarily know that every superhero would be all fun and games once the party begins. Lets take a look at the party personas of various heroes so you know who not to invite to your next rager.
10.) Batman
When it comes to parties, Batman is a natural born buzzkill. The guy really knows how to turn a fun night into something dark, dreary, and focused. Ready for another game of beer pong? Too bad, this guy would rather converse about the dark nature of humanity and why we are all essentially screwed. As the night goes on, things turn from bad to worse. The bat will likely get a few too many drinks in him and try to wrangle any other heroes at your party into a de facto Justice League. Crime fighting is all this guy knows.
9.) Bruce Banner/Hulk
Bruce Banner is an excellent party guest! I mean the guy does impressions, knows politics, tells interesting stories, you would be crazy not to want this guy at your party. Yeah everything with Bruce is great…that is until the liquor kicks in. Dr. Banner can maintain the beast inside almost always, but get this guy to let his guard down and the Hulk may very well crash your shindig. Broken furniture, holes in the wall, and smashed bottles everywhere are just a few of the party favors you can expect this guy to leave you. Maybe he isn’t such a great guest after all.
8.) Iron Man
Iron man may not be a half bad party guest, mainly because he just paid for everything! This dude is loaded and loves to have a good time, which as we all know, is a recipe for a great night. One thing though, you have to be able to endure him holding that over your head the rest of the night. Most of the conversations you have with him will go something like this: “Are you enjoying that drink? Your welcome I bought it.” Yeah…that will get old quick.
7.) Wolverine
As we all know, this guy is a bit of a brawler. One drink and Wolverine will be ready to fight anything that walks…and to be honest, this might actually happen before he starts drinking. If you are brave enough to invite him to a party, do so at your own risk. I will be willing to bet…actually I will guarantee you, that he came to fuck shit up. Whatever you do, DO NOT have him and the Hulk over at the same time, those guys have a history and it could get real ugly, real quick.
6.) Spawn
Spawn is a bit of a creepy character, the fact you thought about inviting him at all speaks volumes on your character. He will likely show up, smelling of garbage, with his posse of homeless goons who just came for free food. Chances are pretty good he will sneak up on you a few times too. “Yeah so I was just telling Katie here about my new..Holy shit!!! Oh its just Spawn, uhhh how are y…oh hes gone already.”
