Man Writes Poem About His Small Penis. This May Be The Most You’ll Ever Laugh.

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Ant Smith is a 47-year-old engineering manager from London and he’s got a small penis. Smith is so comfortable with his little willy — which measures around an inch when flaccid and four inches at max potential — he wrote a poem about it. 

Enjoy. H/T to Brobible.com for this awesome article.

Here’s the poem:

I have a tiny cock
Like a crooked little finger
Everybody else’s dick
Is inevitably bigger

If six inch as an average
Can truly be believed
Someone here in this room
Is twice the size of me

If you can do your algebra
Already you will know
Four inches is the maximum
My dick will ever go

My pubes are even longer
They make a comfy nest
With a little acorn sat
Upon the very crest

Searching frantically
I recover just the head
Get a little piss drip
Up on my finger tip
There’s absolutely nothing there
For me to get a grip

He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!

I wank it with one finger
If you really want to know
And no, I can’t imagine
The feeling of deep throat

Sometimes it is inverted
Even when it isn’t cold
Like a little turtle
Inside of me it goes
Girls they like to tell me
It’s such a cute surprise
Until I have to tell them
I left the condom stuck inside

I’m hung like Mickey Mouse
I’m glad now to admit
For the greater pain exists
In propagating myths
According to the internet
Real men have massive dicks

So if you’re sat with five or six, then
Feel the relief
You no longer have to hide it
In shame and misery

I’m the living proof you’ve got
Way more than you need
For even with four inches
My girl’s in love with me

He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!
Yes!
He’s got a little willy, a tiny baby dick
But at least he’s got the balls, to admit to it!