“There is a logic box and we just don’t have it”, speaks my “manly” neighbor. 99% of the time guys mean the literal words they say.. but here is the secret few they neglect to be as literal with..
“Are you hungry” He’s asking and your answer better be yes because he is telling you that he needs food now.
“Nice Dress” Your tits look incredible, I swear I’m looking at the dress. They’re part of the dress right?
“It’s fine, don’t worry bout it” Jesus, please just stop talking about it. I don’t care.
“Wanna come over” I want to hang out, but your tv isn’t big enough.
