I know we have had our ups and downs, I am not here to deny that; I am here to say I love you. Sure, I have left you at parties, only to be crushed by another. Sure, you have let many a man toss his balls in you like it is a game or something. I am willing to move on if you are, let’s not live in the past. Think of all of the parties I have taken you to, it is clear I want you to be around me…to be with me. Look at me, I am rambling…but that is just what you do to me baby, the gifts you hold inside make me slur my speech and stumble…THIS MUST BE LOVE!
Remember the time you and I stayed up all night watching Netflix; my lips pressed to you like white on rice…I do. I remember everything I have done with you….okay, that is a lie, but I do remember portions of every night we have had together and that is unlike me. I know you are probably overwhelmed at this point, so I will leave you with this. You have been with me since High School, through College, and we will likely have a relationship long into the future; that is why…I love you Solo Cup.
