Signs You’re Dealing With The Ultimate College Stoner

Marijuana, Weed, Mary Jane or Pot. Whatever you personally decide to call it, is your own choice, and whether or not you want to participate in it is also your choice. If you do participate and on a regular basis, you are known as a stoner. A laid back, chill person, that likes to toke it up. Stoners have their own languages, and a stoner can vary in different ways. Words that may mean something to someone that doesn’t participate in smoking MJ, can mean something else to someone who does. Here’s 20 things stoners say and what they may mean by it.

20.) “Yeah man”

19.) “Wanna roadie?”

Smoking weed in your car with friends on a nice drive.

18.) “It’s cherried man” or “It’s still rolling”

Usually talking about the bowl and that it is still lit from the previous hit.

17.) “I have cotton mouth so bad”

They’re mouth is dry from smoking so much, or taking a harsh hit.

16.) “Pass the blunt”

When you roll MJ with a brown usually flavored paper, usually from an empty cigar.

15.) “Do you know where the lighter is?”

Lighters disappearing from it’s owner, usually taken or being held by someone in rotation.

14.) Are my eyes bloodshot”

When the stoners eyes get really irritated and red.

13.) “Let’s get some food”

MUNCHIES. The craving for some amazing food.

12.) “Should we pack another one?”

11.) “Dude”

10.) “Wanna hit this?”

When stoners ask you to hit the bong or blunt.

9.) “Got any weed?”

8.) “let’s get baked”

7.) That’s K’ed.

The bowl is finished.

6.) “Wait….What?”

5.) “Solid”

4.) “Do you wanna smoke before or after we go (to place)?”

3.) “4:20 man”

The most popular time to get high amongst stoners.

2.) “Right on”

1.) “I’m Stoned”

 

Written By: Abigail Tate

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