9.) You post the same photo to both Instagram and Facebook, as if what you are doing is SO interesting that it warrants being seen twice.
No one cares about your morning yoga session!
8.) You will sub tweet the shit out of a friend before confronting them about whatever is going on.
If only I could punch you through a computer screen.
7.) You post links to articles on Facebook 24/7 and tag all of your friends in it.
I get it, the dog’s cute, but did you really need to tag me in this nonsense?
6.) You always have to borrow money whenever you go out, or worse, you say you’ll Venmo your friends and then NEVER do it.
I’m going to stand right next to you and watch you Venmo me for those nachos.
5.) When it comes to group dinners you NEVER bring enough money to actually cover your part of the bill.
Don’t act surprised that there’s tax and tip; if you don’t have enough money to eat out please stay at home.
