5. Couples. Love. Couples in love. Valentines Day isn’t just about parading your love around and making out everywhere. Gross.
4. If you do love Valentine’s Day and you’re single, share the love and get all your friends valentines. HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY SLUTS!
3. Is Cupid even real? Why did someone choose a flying baby to shoot people with an arrow to fall in love?
2. You can eat chocolate without being sad. Chocolate is delicious and no one should stop you from eating it.
1. Don’t forget to love yourself, because you’re awesome!
