Let me paint a picture in your head. You’re walking to class, side by side with your friends, having a good time making fun of your Calc professor because he sagged his pants today when all of a sudden, you see them across the way, that guy/girl doing that thing that irks you to no end. Geeze, why’d they have to go and do that? You hate those kinds of college students. Now your whole day is going to be filled with thoughts of that person doing that thing you hate, and you’re not even enjoying making jokes about your professor now. How annoying. Let’s get all those thoughts out of your head then friend, and talk about all of the possible types of students we hate.
10.) The ones that are dressed to the nines, always
I can understand wanting to look presentable most of the time, most of us do, but get real. How can you physically and mentally put that much effort into your looks every day, especially the ladies. If I see you in an 8am class with a full face of makeup and not sweats everyday, I imagine that you’re insane. Come on, we all can’t be Cher constantly. Plus, where do you get all that cheese to spend on your model-worthy wardrobe? Is your tuition not enough because honey, I can give you my student loan bills if you want to put some charity on your resume.
9.) The ones that take up the whole damn ________.
These students are literally everywhere. You’re walking towards the dining hall to get that delicious General Tso’s chicken they only serve on Thursdays and you spot them, a group of friends walking full force towards you, and yes, they’re taking up the whole damn sidewalk. What do you do? Pretend you’re in a game of Red Rover and just plow through them? No, you can’t do that, that’s weird you weirdo. So you just calmly go out of your mind as you walk toward them wondering which one will notice first and fall back behind the rest of their annoying companions. Hopefully one of them does or they better be scared because you were an expert at Red Rover in 3rd grade and you’re not afraid to send yourself over.
