5.) The Guy With The Tapestry And Endless Amounts Of Lighters
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This is my nice way of saying that this is the lovable druggie of the house.
4.) The Casanova
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He’s smooth talking and unbelievably attractive. He brought his car to school this year just so he can drive home his plethora of shackers because that’s just the kind of guy he is.
3.) The Scholarly Gentlemen
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Does this guy party? Of course, but he casually sips on nice alcohol (by nice I mean, like, Captain Morgan.)
2.) The Risk Manager
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This is the guy that holds it all together while everybody else has the job of giving him risks to manage. Does the risk manager themselves induce risk from time to time? Absolutely, but hey, it’s a hard job to handle; they have to cope with it somehow.
1.) The Abercrombie Model
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He makes every girl swoon and want to flock to the frat, so for that he gets a big, fat bid.
