The 20 Craziest Things You Can Buy Online (2)

15.) USB Pet Rock

When the pet rock first hit the shelves it took America by storm. People from state to state rushed to their local mall to buy a fancy rock in a box, that does absolutely nothing. But it is 2015 now and we could never be duped into such a silly scheme…unless of course you attach a USB cable to it, that changes things. What does the USB do exactly? Nothing, enjoy.

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14.) Pubic Lice

I really wish I was joking about this one, but unfortunately I am dead serious. Website “crabrevenge.com” has hit the incredibly niche market of people who want to reek havoc on another human beings life, and also have access to their pubes. The asshole that runs this site describes the strange item as “revenge in a plastic vial.”

(I am not including a buy here link because if you want to buy this than fuck you)

13.) A $65,000.00 Ink Pen

Sorry BIC, but your ink pens are kind of boring nowadays. I mean, come on, how flashy is a plain white pen that i just paid around $0.10 for? If i am really going to buckle down and study, I want it to be with a pen that looks like I will be cursed for using it.

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12.) Egg Cuber

Speaking of boring, why don’t eggs come in more than one shape? My entire life I have been forced to eat oval eggs and I am sick of it, thank God some one had the ingenuity to help me cube them. Enjoy a meal made up of salted cubed eggs, or just see how high you can stack them…the fun never ends!

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11.) Underground Car Dock

Who hasn’t dreamed of having something this cool? Look, all I am saying is if you own this, you ARE James Bond. Not only can you park a car underneath your driveway, but these docks can also support the weight of another vehicle on top of them and still have the ability to lift.

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