The 5 Most Satisfying Types Of Sex College Students Have

Sex, sex, sex. We all love sex. But there are cer­tain types of sex that are FAR more grat­i­fy­ing than your stan­dard 20-minute long mis­sion­ary posi­tion with your long-term girl­friend. Here are the 5 most sat­is­fy­ing types of sex you will ever have, whether you care to admit it or not.

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We don’t mean the time that you lost your vir­gin­ity, because we all know that was awful sex. But after you’ve taught your­self a few moves and finally feel con­fi­dent that you know what you’re doing under the sheets, first time sex with your new part­ner feels incred­i­ble. It can be awk­ward and ner­vous at first, but once you dig in and find your rhythm every­thing falls into place. Sparks fly, birds are singing out­side your bed­room win­dow, and it lasts longer than 10 min­utes. Justice!

Makeup sex is up there with the best of them. There’s no bet­ter way to close an argu­ment with your girl­friend or boyfriend than by dirty, rough makeup sex. You’re still angry and hate your part­ner a lit­tle bit because you’re still mad about what­ever it was you were argu­ing about, and all this added feroc­ity boils into a beau­ti­ful con­coc­tion of unbe­liev­able makeup sex. If you feel like you’re stuck in a rut and need to spice things up in the bed­room, start a silly argu­ment for the sake of it, so you can jump into makeup sex later.

Revenge sex is an awful and spite­ful thing to do, but at the time you’re doing it, it does feel incred­i­ble. Because let’s face it, you’re doing it for a rea­son. You may be doing it to get back at some­one who wronged you, and you may feel like an awful human being once that nut is busted, but when that Mar­vin Gaye music is ring­ing in your ears and you’re doing the no pants dance, that’s the last thing on your mind. Who ever said that revenge wasn’t sweet?

Okay, marathon sex is just the best. There’s no bet­ter way to explore your partner’s needs and fig­ure out what they like best, then to go at it two, three, or even four times in a row. Prac­tice makes per­fect, and boy you’re get­ting a whole lot of prac­tice! Just make sure you have a whole lot of flu­ids on standby to pre­vent you from shriv­el­ing up (in more ways than one) and suf­fer­ing with dehy­dra­tion. In the midst of marathon sex, you think of your­self as the Dura­cell bunny. Invin­ci­ble. Go get ‘em tiger.

Secret sex is so so sat­is­fy­ing because, like Mon­ica and Chan­dler out of Friends, hav­ing to hide your sex­ual rela­tion­ship makes it all the more fun and sexy. Whether it’s because you’re cheat­ing on your friend’s part­ner, hid­ing them from your dis­ap­prov­ing par­ents or just sneak­ing around for the fun of it, secret sex is like Christ­mas to those dirty thrill seek­ers. Enjoy it while you can though, because you’ll always get caught in the end.

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