The functioning* alcoholic.
Every friend group has one of these. She could have been one shot away from falling asleep at the bar, but the next morning she has a Bloody Mary in hand before noon. We appreciate this girl for what she is: the motivator of the group and blessed with a liver of steel. If it weren’t for her, none of us would even make it out of bed the next day. You’re welcome, guys!
*So she thinks.
