The Anatomy of Your Drunk Friends In College (2)

The functioning* alcoholic.
     Every friend group has one of these. She could have been one shot away from falling asleep at the bar, but the next morning she has a Bloody Mary in hand before noon. We appreciate this girl for what she is: the motivator of the group and blessed with a liver of steel. If it weren’t for her, none of us would even make it out of bed the next day. You’re welcome, guys!
     *So she thinks.

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