In any case, here’s a guide to how things might be your first week of freshman year. Like…
When you drive up to the dorm and see everyone moving their stuff in…and realize you’re officially an adult (or so you think)…
Then walk into the dorm and realize there is no air conditioning and it hasn’t been updated since inception in 1867…
But then you meet your roommate and realize they have the same color sheet set and comforter as you…
But that’s before that day they ate all of your Tostinos while you were in macro economics…