The New Year’s Eve Kiss: Wish vs. Reality (3)

Here’s who we’ll actually most likely end up kissing:

  1. The Random Guy At The Party

Let’s be honest, we’re desperate as the clock ticks down, we’ll grab just about anyone. If he’s hot and you’ve been noticing him all night then good for you… otherwise they were probably just next to you and the alcohol in your bloodstream.

  1. A bottle

Speaking of alcohol… It’s gotten you this far, why not ring in the new year celebrating the real MVP and laying a big one right on ’em!

  1. Our Pets

They keep you company when no one else can and they love you unconditionally. I’d say they’re a pretty good candidate.

  1. Our Best Friend

You’ve probably given up on the other sex and sworn them off together…. it’s okay they’re your best friend for a reason.

  1. No One

To be real for a second, whether you’re happy about it or not: it’s probably healthier to just not kiss anyone.

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